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SUMMER HEAT BEGINS NOW!J EFF BECK enjoys spending a summer day walking around the Great Salt Lake wearing a thong, and.. Read on! Thanks Jeff for helping us launch our Summer Heat series!
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WEARING A THONG
I like to spend a summer day walking around the Great Salt Lake wearing a thong and hitting on the ladies like Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan in the movie 'A
Night At The Roxbury'. LOL! When I'm not doing that, I will spend the day under my air conditioner at home!
SEX ON THE BEACH!
Sex on the Beach....oh wait, you said beverage right? AWW, I gotcha there
(I know, that was pretty cheesy)! I don't really drink alcohol, so I would
have to say a tall, cool glass of Dr. Pepper is my beverage of choice.
MOUTH WATERING
I love pizza and lasagna, but if I'm dieting, there's nothing better than
choking down a dry chicken breast or can of tuna fish with a glass of tap
water! MMMMM, my mouth's watering already!

JUST HANGING OUT
I like to hang out with my girlfriend of course. I also like to play
basketball, hike in the mountains and just hang out with some of my
friends.
NAKED ON COUCH, AND...
Naked on my couch under the air conditioner! Well, at least in my
underwear! I also like to go to the movies, clothed.

THANKS FOR KIND WORDS
I ask them 'who are you looking at?'! No, I'm just kidding! I really say
'Tell me something I don't know' and push them out of my way. Kidding
again! I take it as a compliment and thank them for their kind words.
GET BIGGER?
Well, I was going to be in this porno movie, but the producers said that I
needed to get bigger in certain areas. I told them 'Hey! If my biceps
aren't big enough for your little movie, then you can kiss my you know
what!' and I stormed outta there!

WORKING ON CALENDAR
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